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Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong-


Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
(Unknown)


The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-


I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
- Janette Barber-


My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck -


Old age ain't no place for sissies .
-Bette Davis-


Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen -


If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til hoover makes one you can ride on.
- Roseanne Barr-


Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson-


Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-